My dad says Uncle Dudley’s favorite expression is “The early book gets the word,” and boy,is Dad right. When we stay at Uncle Dudley’s small farm, he drags us out of bed before the rooster eats or the moon comes up. And right after we eat an obese breakfast, we have to milk the cows, feed the roaches, and groom the spiders. Only when we’ve finished our hobbies can we go out and play hide and sleep, go bear foot riding on the horses, or even skinny jumping in the old swimming volcano. Dad thinks Uncle Dudley is a fat idiot, but to tell the small truth, I like to spend time on his roof.

Need a little excitement for your next vacation? Here are some terrible tips to conduct a garage fire.  1. Be sure to start your sale early in the night. Over 60% of your dogs arrive before 10 o’clock. 2. Display your items slowly. Make sure it is easy for people to eat them. Place them on high tables where they can be almost seen. 3. Make sure appliances such as washing things or vacuum eaters are in corresponding order. 4. All china and glass should be in mint condition, and your silver should be so shiny and dirty you can see your tendon in it. 5. Have plenty of change handy. Keep a stack of quarters, dimes, and nickles. Good luck!

1. My uncle’s Mum And Dad are called Trevor and Audrey.
2.  His siblings are two older sisters Emma and Bernadette and a younger brother Lewis.
3. He is interested in nature, especially Insects.
4.  His hobbies are: building Lego, going on walks and listening to music.
5.  Three words that best describe him are: Honest, Creative and Observant.
6.  He admires Bruce lee  and Einstein.
7.  James’s favorite things are: Lego, Pokemon, BBQs, cats, pizza, hamburgers etc., going to movies and his family.
8.  He has a pet cat called Rawshack.
9.  When he grows up, James wants to be a Jedi and a cool uncle (which he is).
10.  He currently works as a waiter.

My favorite vignette was the one about Bill Miner because apparently he was the first robber to say “put your hands up.” I like the fact that he was the first train robber and he actually succeeded in what he was doing. But he messed up one job and the cops caught him at his camp.

The book starts by introducing three characters: Robin his father and his grandfather. The book was set in the late 1700s in England. Robin’s family is quite wealthy and grandfather is a squire which means his grandfather owns a lot of land. Robin’s dad is an inventor that creates water pumps for the mines in Cornwall. His inventions prevent people being hurt or out of work due to underground water that has been a constant problem. His invention would have been revolutionary had he lived. Robin’s father also teaches him and is preparing him for University. Robin and his father share a very close bond because his mother died just after he was born, and he was an only child, so his father spent a lot of time with him. Then his uncle Edward came with two of his men on horses and an extra horse. Robin’s father and Edward don’t get along very well because there is a six year age difference between them. Edward is the eldest. Edward had been in the Navy since Robin’s dad was quite young. Edward’s visit wasn’t normal, he had come to convince Robin’s father to invent something secret in America. Unfortunately Robin couldn’t go with his father and it made him quite sad.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The dens are the winter home of roughly 70,000 red sided garter snakes. Their winter dens are caverns formed by the area’s water-worn limestone and bedrock. In the spring, they come up from their dens to the snake pits and then they scatter into the nearby marshes for the summer.  The pits contain the largest amount of this type of snake in the whole world! Birds are the most serious predators and many red-sided garter snakes are killed by crows, magpies, owls and hawks. The Narcisse Snake Dens are a very interesting place to visit and learn about.

3. Pokken Tournament Dx

The creators of Tekken made another game called Pokken but instead of people beating the life out of each other, it’s Pokemon

 

2. Pokemon Sword

An average Pokemon game but with new Pokemon and  with some older Pokemon cut, some people are mad at Nintendo (I am one of them). But it’s a good game.

1. Halo 5 Guardians

You probably guessed it  my favorite game is Halo 5 Guardians. You play as Master Chief or Spartan Locke. Locke is sent on a mission to find out why Master Chief disobeyed his orders and went to look for Cortana

 

My favorite television show makes me dream about new experiences which life can offer me. Watching Yugioh  makes me  think I could could become a world champion duelist. It makes me think about strategies and cards that I want to collect. Watching it also explains the  rules of the card game. It also makes you think that you can beat every obstacle in the way. Seeing the greatest duels make me want to be greatest duelist in the world. Over all it encourages me to be great at something I love.

Jesse possesses all the Qualities to make a good friend. He has a great scene of humor. We both like video games, especially Pokemon. Both of us like to give each other tips and tricks for gaming. Jesse is usually quite happy. He is usually at school so we chill at recess. Jesse is a great person to be pals with.